So I took BubbleChuck's idea and ran with it.
I've HASTILY worked on an unfinished copy in my own stylings. As much as I LOVE his card, I want the gritty, dull, browned colors I've been working with. It doesn't look half as good as his but again, this was hastily put together in the morning with no sleep.
The sword has been replaced with a fist.
The hat is now leaning the same direction as everything else.