Hey folks need a little help.
I am working on a game for a national company that requires a little bit of SAFE comedy.
I have 5 characters that need slogans 3 I have worked out already.
The other 2 are roofing and flooring guys.
Need a cool slogan for each but needs to be family friendly.
Oh not that it should matter but they are cavemen.
I do not know if this is what youre looking for but here goes annyway.
Ugh! Roff best invention befor fire...
Floring is no boring, or I hit you on head...
Well I tried to keep the caveman theem going and I hopw it is to some help for you...
those aren't bad but focused more on the trade than the caveman thing.
Like "Rolos roofing we install skylights not always on purpose"
Somewhat funny but to long
My prices never go through the roof, though my workers sometimes do.
I'll put a roof over your head or drop a club on it.
My floors are a step up from gravel.
Uhg's floors, better for sleeping on than rocks.
Uhg's flooring, if you slip and fall, it's free!
Ooga's roofing. You'll always know the weather.
Thag's Roofing - because a cave isn't just walls
Og's Flooring - because a good floor starts with good dirt
That is classic
Thanks monkey man
The roofing one is great my workers go through
and the cave is not just walls